WELCOME TO PAGTRADER.COM, THE ONE STOP SHOP FOR EVERYTHING
About PAGTRADER
Pagtrader.com was founded in 1998 after the advent of e-commerce. We here at pagtrader wanted to bring the chaos of the pagan (unrealated to paganism) street markets. We don't regulate much, the rules are kind of a trust system. Here at pagtrader you can buy nearly anything from the community provided listings. Buy anything, sell anything! You can also leave and read reviews on your favorite sellers! If you see a listing violating the TOS, do not report it. We do not care.
Consider donating to pagtrader to stop the pesky government from shutting us down! (lobbying senators is the way to go)
TOS of PAGTRADER (barely enforced)
- don't do illegal stuff, please
- don't use the chat messages to message minors (dumb rule forced by government)
- no drug trafficking please
- pwetty pwease no organ selling 🥺🥺
- try yout best to follow the rules
A history of pagtrader
In the early days of the internet, there was an issue: there were a few e-commerce sites, but none where you could sell your own stuff! As men hating corporatism, me, Gunkolg Pag, and my best friend, Balka "borlguh" Oog, founded pagtrader.com (1998), the greatest E-Commerce site ever concieved.
Our first years were rough, with not much action. It wasn't until 2007 that a review from Forbes magazine accusing us of **************** that we were shot into the spotlight. That accusation was the best thing that ever happened to pagtrader.
The 2000s to the 2050s were normal, or as normal as you get on pagtrader, until in early 2060, the Oogaboogumblurian government banned Pagtrader's IP for "failing to regulate sales," for the entirety of the 2060s! In 2069, we finally caved and added the TOS. After we were unbanned, Pagtrader stocks surged 7000%, which is almost as much as the percent we can gaurentee you will find a good deal on Pagtrader.
In 2075, our most recent historical event happened. We were once again shut down by many international governments for the "Message Seller" feature being used by children lovers, in the bad way. Personally, I say that's not our problem.
In 2078, elon musk asked to buy out company, to which we repsonded: "fix your ego issues first loser" and he cried